Why do you suck?

I made the mistake of Googling my catchphrase and found this.
I first started using this catchphrase little over a year ago and every time I use it someone gives a giggle and asks why.
It started as an attempt to use ridiculous and harmless phrases in place of bad language.
So now my web presence is completely lost in an unending shuffle of Christmas complaints which I, as an adamant supporter of Christmas, find appalling.
I am seriously considering changing my catchphrase to "why do you suck?"