Jealousy, thy name is Sheriff

Have you heard about this?
It appears our Mr. G is going to a dinosaur dig.

WAITRESS
Green-eyed monster, party of one?

ME
Yes, yes, right here.

On a less envious note, my senior seminar this week revealed my conflict-resolution style.
Conclusion: someone who's visiting dinosaurs this weekend ought to take notes for a future-special-project.